An Open Letter to My Colleagues
Maybe it's because I have no classes today, maybe it's because I'm cold and cranky, or maybe it's because I only have 85 more days of school(!!!!!!!), but I need to inform you of a few things....
- The sink in the bathroom is THE perfect place to brush your teeth. So WHY do you do it while sitting at your desk?
- If you need to practice your pronunciation leave the room, find a quiet place, and practice. DO NOT practice in the silent staff room where people are trying to work in peace.
- Stop smoking you filthy disgusting people.
- If you're too hot, take off your coat, don't open the window while it's fucking snowing outside and there are other teachers wrapping themselves in blankets.
- Stop running everywhere, you look retarded.
- Keep your shit off my desk, keep your ass off my chair, and don't even think about taking my pen.