Takoyakiiiiiiiiii 

Sweet Ass 

THUD! 

Last day of classes

Fuck those fuckers.

That has been my theme for the past few weeks. Katy is sharing the theme as well.

I'm moving. Thank god, if I continued to bitch and complain for another year and half I would have smacked myself around. I am moving to the teachers apartment building across town. Going from 2 rooms to 1.

Crazy? Chotto...

This Friday I am off to Tokyo with the waterpolo team. I will amaze the boys with my superior coaching skills and we will take home the Junior Olympic Cup!! Well...maybe some of that isn't true.

Sumo last weekend was really great. I mean it. I hate watching almost all sports but watching Sumo (live) is really fun. Those hairy, fat, sweaty asses make it quite the spectator sport.

Cleaning my crappy apato is going to be HELL. That is why I am putting it off until the last minute. Maybe I will put up some pictures of my new place when I get it all set up.

I'm going to CHINA!!!!! Candice and I are going for Golden Week. Good times, good times...

I received two birthday cards yesterday (my gramma still sends me birthday money! My gramma kicks your gramma's asssssss), and then today I received 2 birthday parcels!!!

I have spent most of the day watching TV pilots at channel 101. It is a website that shows really awful, but totally funny, amateur TV pilots. If you have ENDLESS LIFE-DRAINING HOURS to kill you should check it out. I recommend House of Cosbys and The 'Bu.

My new favorite show. 

Sashimi at the enkai. A year and a half ago I would have had to force this stuff into my mouth. Now, I can't get enough. Oiiisshhhiiiiii yo! 

Grad enkai at the good ole' Wacko Hotel 

My English Club (without the 1st year students, don't know where they were). 

Miyuki and Natsuki, my two English Club students who graduated this year. 

So Many Memories....

Another must read blog.
Things I hate about my flatmate
Ahhhh so many memories!! Over the course of my short life I have had about 25-30 different roommates. Surprisingly, I have gotten along with almost all of them (the stinky French bitch is an exception).

Read the blog, it's great.

Must Read!!

Excellent blog. I'm considering contributing my dirty little secret...now wouldn't you love to know what that is!!

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Katy came with us as well (she was a Maiko last year). This is at the Heian Shrine garden. 

Maiko gone bad 

Sexy Maikos 

Me, Claudia, and Candice 

I recently went on a weekend trip to Kyoto with some friends.  

Especially for Nathan and Jason

This post is dedicated to the only two people in the world who read my blog:

Jason and Nathan

You guys are the best!!

So I suck at blogging...bite me.

So maybe this blogging thing just isn't for me... My endless hours preparing for the "Laziest Person in the World" award has kept me away from my little blog. And now lilrat wants me to post in his blog. Who knows? Maybe I would be better at writing in someone else's blog.

Whatever

Today is Graduation Day. Whaaa, boooo hooooo. So long. Actually there were a handful of students that I will miss. At this time next year I will be a mess. MY students will be graduating, that will be hell. Maybe I'll put up some grad pics, or maybe not (see paragraph 1).

The little old teacher who only speaks to me once every 3 months or so spoke today.

Little old guy: "Karensan what is your natural hair color?" (pretty dam good English for a math teacher)

Me:"Ahh yeah, I know I really need to dye my hair, but haircolor, I mean quality haircolor, is really hard to come by. I only have a few boxes left and then I will have to ask friends from home to send me some. That can be really expensive. So I have been putting it off. But now that you mention it, I think I will dye it tomorrow. Thanks for noticing, now I feel really self conscious."

Little old guy: "..."

Me: "Brown. With lots of white."

Little old guy: "Yes, I see silver."

Me: "No. That's white."

Little old guy:"I recently caught a cold. So I couldn't take a bath for many days (WTF?? WHY?) so my head is very itchy."

Then he bends over to show me his dry scalp problem. NASTY!!

Little old guy: "Lots of powder falls from my head." I was going to tell him the correct term "nasty rotten dandruff" but I thought it would make the conversation continue.

Me: "Ahhh yes, I see. Interesting."

End of conversation.